old dick

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel

hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before

by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024

Old man in the bathtub

An old man that is in a bathtub.

There is an old man in the bathtub.

by anonymous May 24, 2021

old scrotum

A wrinkled, but faithful old family retainer

“I say, Sir John, who is that ancient fellow in yonder field? “
“Why, that’s Old Scrotum, our family’s most faithful wrinkled retainer”

by Buzetti of Lilliput December 9, 2020

11 Year olds

Younger than 10, older than 12. Typically, 11 year old girls can experience puberty, and by this age, unless you're held back a grade, you are officially in Middle School.

11 Year olds don't suck, they are just angry from the work. That's why they tell unfunny jokes, they just want to relieve stress. Don't be ageist, some 11 Year olds are cool and actually mature with humanity.

by aPeerson February 20, 2024

Sephora 10 Year Old

A child from ages 7-14 (may vary) who is obsessed with Sephora, specifically expensive/preppy skincare and makeup products. They mainly buy products from brands like Drunk Elephant, Glow Recipe, Charlotte Tilbury, Sol De Janerio, Rare Beauty, and more. They recieve much controversy on social media platforms because they are also known to be reckless, rude, and messy in Sephora.

A Sephora 10 Year Old just snatched the last drunk elephant bronzi drops from my hand.

by Anonymoussss999 February 3, 2024

Old Man Walking

An elder person who is 90% right in regards to historical accuracy and the present status of earthly things. Although 99% wrong when it comes to future events (including but not limited to) the fact they are still alive after having foreseen themselves dead for years.

Bob: “Old Higgins said that the economy is doomed to collapse next month…”
Ron: “Well you know he’s got old man walking. Poor guy…. He was just diagnosed a couple months ago.

by Jack of trade June 27, 2023

grandpas old cough medicine

Booze in general. Usually in something non alcoholic like hot chocolate that he gave to your dad to make him shut up

"Honey, Jimmy is crying again"
"I'll give him some cough medicine"
-grandpas old cough medicine

by Psychedelic shrooms July 24, 2015