Old fart

You

Boomer: ok kid
kid: ok old fart

by #pandalover September 30, 2020

old lady's cupboards

When something literally has the smell or taste of an old lady's cupboards. It is not an euphemism.

-An old lady once gave me a KitKat chocolate brar that she had in her cupboard for 5 years, and it literally tasted like old lady's cupboards.
-Is old lady's cupboards some kind of euphemism?
(laughter and hilarity all around)
-No, it is not.

by WonderWumbo October 18, 2020

old feeding hole

Your belly button.

Get your finger out my old feeding hole.

by Savage patch kid April 10, 2017

Old-crap

An old person who talks crap about tech and the Internet.

Hey old-crap go drink your gin and take you tablets.

by Crazyvideos.tv April 16, 2017

old peat

stanky old cock

my grandpa whipped out his stinky old peat and i said damn

by oldpeat69 April 18, 2017

old fart

greedy president /some one whose in charge

Oh look the middle east is full of old farts

by donnytrumy April 23, 2017

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017