snapple cunt

An annoying know-it-all. Someone who thinks they have all the answers, but really they don't. Snapple cunts are useless.

The origin of 'snapple' comes from the useless snapple facts (the little facts on the back of snapple-drink lids)

Conor: Please pick on me, I know the correct answer to the question!

Teacher: Shut up, you're such a snapple cunt.

by john lickayack April 4, 2009

Cunt monkey

A species of cunt that nobody likes and laughs obnoxiously.

“Look it’s a cunt monkey, look at his face. I want to punch his throat in”

by anonymous November 8, 2020

cunt lord

a piece of shit person

wow that guy must be a cunt lord

by amazing guy all around. June 7, 2020

Tough cunt

Someone you don't fuck with.

I'd never try pull the piss outa John. He full tough cunt n don't take shit from anyone.

by Ethyl methyl June 13, 2016

backdoor cunt

A slang term for one's anus/bumhole.

After I have a poo, I always wipe my backdoor cunt.

by walvy January 24, 2012

[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Daffy Cunt

Generally used to describe someone, usually a female, who does something to piss you off, but the single word Cunt is too harsh and the single word Daffy isn't enough... the result is a balanced term to describe your anger. Can also be preceded by other terms such as Fucking.

You: Your driving down the road, and a women slams on the brakes in front of you while she has no one in front of her.
"You Fucking Daffy Cunt"

by T-Man21 August 21, 2009