bird

a single cigarette you are attempting to bum off somone.

hey let me get one of those birds man. Can i get a bird.

by Luke H.. September 1, 2009

Bird Month

One of the units used to measure time at Bird HQ. Usually used by Bird employees to distinguish from "Real Time" or "The Calendar" which is the common unit of measuring time outside of Bird HQ. * Second most common is dog years.*

"Wow! I can't believe I've been here for a whole week already!" -New employee
" Dude, thats a whole Bird Month!" - Not so new employee

by liquid golden fire water June 21, 2018

uwu bird

Uwu is the sound the asian koel makes. Most people dont know what the real name is.

Guy 1: Hey bro do you know the name of the bird that goes, "UWU, UWU, UWUUU."
Guy 2: Yeah! Thats the uwu bird! Its real name is the asian koel.

by XiaoNiao_Gaming June 2, 2023

The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it

Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing

by nood564 March 31, 2020

Fur bird

An expression used when it is extremely cold. The mythical 'fur bird' sits around saying "Fur-fur-fur-fur-fur-fuck it's cold!"

The fur birds are out and about this morning

by SillyBugger24601 January 12, 2020

Bird

The word

Everybody knows about the bird

by Jdidehuxhdudh July 10, 2019

Afghani Angry Birds

The Afghani Angry Birds is when you grab new-born muslim babies, strapped with explosives, and launch them via catapult at enemy infrastructure, ultimately creating a fun yet dangerous game of angry birds

"I got a new high-score at Afghani Angry Birds! I took down two skyscrapers!"

by JamesPage February 18, 2025