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To take a Theo

Pull a girl in a week, but lose her next week
That girl is out of your league, you are going to take a Theo

I take pills to last 

This is usually a pressure tactic that a god named Nyice or 19K uses to fool his opponent now others might think he’s joking but no he’s being deadass
I take pills to last focus up sonny boy

Henry take 

An extremely poorly thought out take that is contradicting to the common understanding of the subject matter.
Person A: "God, I need the AC on, it is so humid in here"
Henry take: "I love humid weather, I sleep the best when it's really humid and warm!"

Person B: "What is your favourite pizza topping?"

Person A: "Oh, I love pepperoni"
Henry take: "Pepperoni is literally the worst pizza topping!"
Henry take by thedeaconofsox August 8, 2021

National take a shower day

You have to take a shower every hour
Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc

Mental take a house 

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"
Mental take a house by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

National take your bestfriend's hoodie day 

Whether it's your guy bestfriend, boyfriend, or just your best friend, now is the time you can get away with stealing their hoodie. September 27th is the perfect day to take that hoodie they are always wearing and try it for yourself to see what's so special about it. But be careful! They just might take yours!!
Guy bsf: Hey! Where did my hoodie go?
Girl bsf/you: It's National take your bestfriend's hoodie day!

Guy bsf: Oh. Well I guess that means I can take yours then!