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taco joke 

It's when the human race tries to kill it's self off
Prick - I have a taco joke!
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - Why did the tacos cross the road
Me - Don't fucking say it Zach
Prick - To fart their way over to the sidewalk and kill the BURRIOTOS
Me - I cease to exisit
Me - Also burritos are better than tacos
taco joke by Slojoe May 5, 2018
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taco dunk 

When a female hovers over your face and boops you on the nose with her taco. The female version of teabagging.
She totally gave him a taco dunk when she spotted his bench press.
taco dunk by Rook_ February 20, 2018

taco sugar 

that bitch athena spreads her taco sugar
taco sugar by pussypooper September 10, 2019
She is a girl who is loving and sweet she will always be there for you and is very loyal she is very beautiful and is a little annoying at times but her friends still love her she is a crackhead and cares about people way more than they care about her she also gives people more chances than they deserve
Friend: My friend is amazing

Me: who is it

Friend: oh it’s Tacoma
Tacoma by Ccpu November 2, 2019

Taco Bell Treatment 

When you’re having anal sex and the person squirts feces all over you. Usually caused by not douching.
What happened?”

“She gave me the Taco Bell treatment.”
Taco Bell Treatment by Aros22 February 8, 2020

taco tosser 

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.
I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.
taco tosser by jimmybomm July 25, 2020

Taco Torture 

Torture of the genitalia where you apply a hot taco to the sex organs as a form of masochism. Often the victim will wear a sombrero to increase sexual pleasure.
Brent and Josie are doing taco torture to each other again.
Taco Torture by Rymc June 2, 2021