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One eyed whistle 

I know you know what I mean. Its another word for your dick
Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend

Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!

Jenny - ok!

...LATER AT MY PLACE...

Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...

Me - yes?

Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.

Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.

Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!

Me - Its my one eyed whistle!

Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?

Me - you blow on it like a whistle

Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..

Me - trust me its fun.

Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.

Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )

Jenny - OMG its so big!

...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again

The end.

one fuck slut 

a person that fucks multiple people only once and then leaves to the next dick
your nothing but a one fuck slut
one fuck slut by valeriexxxx3 April 19, 2018

One eyed tuna 

When your boyfriend is going down on you and your pussy is sensitive but he won't stop. Clock him with the palm of your hand in the eye. He will rise up mouth gaping, and moist, winking one eye gasping.
I had a great cum but he wouldn't stop so I have him a " one eyed tuna"
One eyed tuna by Love punch April 19, 2018

one ball deep 

One ball deep, a moment in hardcore intercourse where your scrotum/ballsack/magicfloaty bits become hard like a rhinos skin an the smaller testicle slides in the gash of glory...
Julian: come on guys am nearly one ball deep.
Noel : I only answer to swampy .
one ball deep by Justth3truth April 19, 2018

one corner

A place where pentagons face the corner and do wobete kpeee
One corner,one corner wobete kpee
one corner by Akua Dompe September 19, 2017

One-eye-willy 

A one eye willy is when you find a one eyed female companion and, ask her to take out her glass eye. Then bust in the vacant eye socket. Then the cum comes out making it look like she is crying.
Dang girl i'm going to make you look like One-eye-willy
One-eye-willy by Lil Nut God October 4, 2017