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Wet

What's wet?

Butt naked,ill,sherm,dust,PCP,primos,P-dog.That's what you were smoking you you couldn't taste it?
by JackMehoff1337 May 31, 2021
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Wet comet

The act of having a snowball fight with fresh baby poo ina circular room while someone is roped up in a chair in the middle
Hey Alex, want to have a wet comet competition later with the lads?

Yeah but it’s your turn to be in the middle this time!
by Hiksjshshbs July 11, 2022
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wet pasty

When a man inserts his penis into the other persons armpit and they flap their arm like a chicken
by My nans a toaster June 15, 2017
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Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker
All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker
by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022
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Wet Muschamp

When a woman ejaculates and urinates on a man’s face at the same time while she is sitting on his face.
My side-bitch is crazy, last night while she was riding my face, she gave me a Wet Muschamp...but I kind of liked it.
by Capt. Sicarius October 6, 2018
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wet dog shake

a) (humorous); what you do when when you come out of the shower with your hair dripping wet and you are too bloody lazy to use either a towel or a blow dryer to dry your hair comme du monde.

b) (drug addiction withdrawal symptom) : episodes of literal 'wet dog' uncontrollable shaking engaged in in by drug addicts undergoing withdrawal, especially withdrawal from heroin and or cocaine
mother: Stan, why the hell is the bathroom floor wet again?

Stan: lol, don't ask stupid question, you won't receive a stupid answer. It's lol because I just did a wet dog shake; i was to lazy to use a blow dryer.

mother: Stan, I hope this wasn't f-sag. Now go take a mop and mop the bathroom floor
by Sexydimma August 27, 2013
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Wet Fart

A fart that was released while showering giving a kind of wet sensation in your butt
You: My butt felt really weird and warm after I farted.
Friend: you must have had a wet fart
by Webslice October 21, 2020
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