blokey pants

blokey pants is a term used for 1. a man 2. a perverted man with long hair and slightly psychopathic personality. Blokey pants usually lurks around pubs and bars practising lunging movements and ploughing many women (and blokes).

'blokey pants get over here with your big weapon'

'what a beast! oh... he must be a blokey pants'

'unge lunge... dont worry about him, its just a blokey pants in action again

by angel555 September 16, 2010

Breakfast Pants

(N) Loose fitting trousers often referred to as "Pajama pants," but way better. Afterall, who actually wears pajama pants to bed? You only put them on to go downstairs and get breakfast.

Ah, I better get my breakfast pants on so I can go get a bowl of cereal.

by howardshipskin October 30, 2014

i shitted in my pants

help

i shitted in my pants

by 7568ino January 14, 2024

Sideways pants dance

Sneaking a quickie before them bad ass kids come beggin for mom

Hey baby you wanna sneak away from these bad ass kids and do the sideways pants dance....you can put on a movie for them

by intheknow337 July 8, 2020

Forbidden Pants

It’s the type of pant that you’ll see a Latina using but White Girls trynna fit in and use them.

Friend: Yo she got forbidden Pants on
Other Friend: But she White it look better on latinas

by Lady Robber May 14, 2024

pant licker

One who goes out of their way to please everyone as much as humanly possible but comes off as terribly annoying; thirsty. A kiss ass.

Abel seems like such a pant licker when he flirts Cate!

by sooooooooofiiiiii June 10, 2018

Grouchy pants

One who is grouchy.

Juan was a grouchy pants today.

by Dripzy August 8, 2022