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Making Maroon

The act of unprotected anal sex where faecal matter is left on the penis, which is then inserted into/ slapped against an open wound on any part of the body. The wound can either be pre-existing or inflicted on your partner(s).

Invented by Dingob3ded and tested by his buddy o' pal, D13khead
"Hey babe, do you wanna try 'Making Maroon' tonight?"
by D13kb3ded August 7, 2024
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make kenzie made day

August 9 of any year. make makenzie greer made
Tomorrow is Make Kenzie Made Day!
by breezymakesphrases August 9, 2024
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I don't make the rules

Basically a way of saying "the truth hurts."
Karen: "I can't go to jail!"
Cop: "You broke the law. I don't make the rules."
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 10, 2024
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Why make Joe Rogan an enemy

I'm pretty sure I commanded somebody to get the fuck over here... You tell him to get his bitch ass over here.
Hym "Joe Rogan? More like Hoe, um... Jogan? Right? Why make Joe Rogan an enemy? Because I told them to get over here and if I'm right about my alien abduction theory he literally can't, ya know... Do that... So yeah, HOOOOOOOE JOGAN!!"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
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The teacher talking to you nicely saying to you to do your god damn work now.
The word "So I've seen parts of your, just make sure you post it into google classroom ok?" is used whenever a teacher wants you to do your work right now so you at least get a C for your school report so you don't have to talk to your parents about it with them.
by anonymous August 18, 2024
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Making mustard

The act of urinating, mid anal coitus, into the recipients shitpipe while continually thrusting, until a foamy gelatinous Dijon ring is created around the base of your shaft. Most easily accomplished with morning wood, prior to cracking the seal of your 1st skanky, beer induced, chlamydia flavored amberbach piss of the day.
Since my boyfriend Steve's bladder has the capacity of an oil tanker, I made good use of my boner and urgently eminent need to piss by making mustard in his hairy, vacuous dick storage, to be used later that evening as a condiment for a lovely roast beef dinner.
by Little Jonn August 20, 2024
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The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
The message of your birthday chart is that it is not all about you and that if you truly want to succeed you are going to have to work on an equal footing with like-minded colleagues. Make teamwork the most important word in your vocabulary....
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025
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