(noun) A junior enlisted or new private's exceptionally loose female thing that is ready for duty or deployment for sex at a moments notice at the barracks, in the car, at the club, or wherever most convenient. There is no emotional attachment only physical gratification on a moments notice especially during a dry spell. Such person will be a frequent user of multiple social media outlets to obtain much sex from new enlisted personnel.
"Dude, who was the skanky female waiting for you at the end of the day outside the barracks?" "Bro, that was just my standby ho."
by somethingwicked July 17, 2016
Get the Standby Homug. McDouble hoe means your fat. It can also mean that you have a big 2 patty (A big ass) in a bad way. But most likely your fat
by yourmumgaymydude February 14, 2020
Get the McDouble Homug. Often shortened to: NYHH. A competition wherein multiple whammen fit larger and larger hoagies into their front hole (the scientifically correct term for pussy). The sport was original invented in New York in 1873, it is now a staple in competitions taking place in Sweden. As of 2018, NYHH is not an olympic sport, but Sweden is petitioning for it to be added.
by gannucard September 1, 2018
Get the New York Hoagie Ho-downmug. by BigDiccMan3000 December 2, 2020
Get the Ho-Comug. A female who one can employ to engage in combat with another female. Ho getters are essential to men because they are not permitted to physically assault a female (aka slappin a bitch) even when she may deserve it.
Taken from Ludacris' verse in "Livin the life"
"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"
"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"
"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"
"Just hired two dykes to be my ho getters"
"Can you believe my ex keyed my car? Fucking bitch...I'm calling my ho getter"
"You divorced me in my off peak NFL years and decided to date another man and let him drive the car I bought you?! I would get my ho getter, but I might just have to kill you"
by Wiggles in paris March 16, 2012
Get the Ho gettermug. technical whore. Professional contractor or service provider in the public or private sector who sells their technical expertise for money. This is opposed to a "techni-slut", who gives it away: a consultant, expert witness, a contract employee
Joe was torn between continuing as a techni-ho, the money he got consulting was good, but the lack of security and benefits made him uncertain; the alternative of "going native" and marrying the company would mean learning to play by others rules.
by the stamping guru September 9, 2009
Get the Techni-homug.