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Ray of Fucking Sunshine 

A) Someone who is happy at the wrong time, or obnoxiously happy all of the time.

B) Someone who is absolutely not a ray of sunshine.
A) "My grandma just died"
"That sucks, but did you hear? I got an A on my assignment!"
"You're such a ray of fucking sunshine."

B) "Hey! How are you?"
"I want to fucking die."
"Wow, you're just a ray of fucking sunshine today, aren't you?"
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big fucking deal

So you broke a nail? - Big Fucking Deal!
big fucking deal by Diver December 2, 2007

Cannon fucking 

cannon fucking involves heavy pumping, smacking of the buttocks and pulling of the hair and there has to be clap sounds with bodies meet upon insertion.

cannon air waves created by hard thrsuting is essential to cannon fucking.

best positions include doggy style/cowgirl/missionary at the edge of a bed/counter/end table

"I was totally cannon fucking a guy last night"

Monkey fucking a coconut 

When you see someone large operating a small vehicle or are working in a confined area.
That dude on that scooter, looks like a monkey fucking a coconut.

gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave 

a song by broadway karkat where a troll named karkat does.... questionable... things while singing about a human named dave
i cant believe gfdid God Fucking Damn It Dave was popular on tiktok. like why would a song about a male troll beating it while singing about his love-hate relationship with a human boy be so popular on a commonly homophobic app? people need to do research.

re-fucking-gardless 

That means No Matter-Fucking-What.
*You Nigger! You pinched my fucking weed!
-No, I didn't! You don't know what you're talking about.
*No, that means no weed for you! Re-fucking-gardless!
-You fucking nigger lover...

Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiot 

RICER (S)

Are Stupid Dumb Fucking Idiots.
Integras racing and running stop lights hitting people walking across the street and killing them are stupid dumb fucking idiots.

Any one caught driving a Honduh(a) with a fart can muffler, a thousand stickers and claiming to have 300whp are also stupid dumb fucking idiots.