Crack Tortas

Crack/Cracking Tortas : The act of having sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese woman, usually of hispanic heritage.

Guy 1: "Yo, what are you gonna do this weekend?"
Guy 2: "Probably gonna crack tortas ngl"
Guy 1: "wtf"

by mangophonker July 26, 2025

ass in a crack

Got/get yourself in trouble.

So, got your ass in a crack again?

Suck to be you.

by Appauling July 10, 2014

Cracking Heads

When in fortnite Og Season 10 update, you use the infantry rifle and hit head. Afterwards to brag about your success you say, "I'm cracking heads".

By: SmallestGaming

Me: OMG BRO I JUST USED INFANTRY RIFLE AND DEMOLSIHED ALL OF THEM WITH HEADSHOTS
Friend: REALLY BRO HOW DID YOU DO IT!?!?
Me: I'm JUST GOOD I WAS CRACKING HEADS
Friend: DAMM BRO YOU'RE CRAZY GANG

by SmallestGaming November 23, 2023

Cracked badge

A police officer gone bad.

"It seems like all the cops in Florida are on the take. What a bunch of cracked badges."

by Bird the Word January 2, 2009

crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

PIKEY CRACK

When someone from gypsy decent creates homemade crack out of some left other crack and sawdust, usaly made very cheep and sold for more on the market.

"Do you have any of that Pikey Crack?"

by BigOldAl69 December 28, 2016