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Bum

Man, that’s a bum.
by Jack Danniells October 13, 2018
mugGet the Bummug.

Isiah’s Bum Crack

The deadliest thing on the planet. Contains Kim Jong Un’s nuclear codes, because he knows nobody will go in there, or if they tried, they would die.
Isiah’s bum crack smells like low tide.
by Johnathan Sins January 9, 2020
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Bum Sun

I'm Bum Sun.
by wangsoni November 26, 2021
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chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.
Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"
by DarkTemple June 23, 2017
mugGet the chums before bumsmug.

bum fugit

A Bum Fugit aims towards those whom lack ability to successfully complete a simple task with in given amounts of time
Wow, would you look at that Bum Fugit, He lacks all mental capabilities.
by Bum Fugit January 8, 2018
mugGet the bum fugitmug.

angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex

Used after something tragic happened to you sexually or unconsensually, often used in North American slang term specifically in Alberta or Quebec ruled areas of Canada.
"yo ray my homie just hat angry african booty bum linguini smegma goon jizz sex"
ray:damn bro is he doing okay?
by ni double g a June 13, 2025
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Brumby Bum

A softer form of Stallion butt toning of the buttocks. Not to be confused with monkey butt, a deformation caused by too much yoga butt exercise.
by MRiT November 12, 2014
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