CP Brain

The lack of brain cells due to years of smoking marijuana. Causing small brain decisions with minimal thought about the actual outcome.

**Takes the Cowboys Buccaneers over**

“That was a CP brain move.”

by The Dog Father January 17, 2023

Brain-weight

When there's something you learned a long time ago, but can't remember how to do it because you haven't done it for so long. It's like a muscle you haven't been exercising or flexing so you must have put on Brain Weight.

I can't believe I forgot how to to do long division - I must be putting on brain-weight!

by beatmastabill May 29, 2020

brain rock

When you think of something bad that happen to somebody and, it really happens to that person.

I through a brain rock at that guy, hoping he would fall, and... well he fell!

by Zabimaru555 December 15, 2008

brain contraction

A really bad migraine where your whole head is pounding and expanding and dying all at the same time.

shit i got a brain contraction right now.

by Pssy_slayer6273638 June 16, 2018

Smooth Brain Society

A society that includes only people with smooth, silky brains who consider themselves as "smart", Except for the Head and co-head that are just heads instead of brains.

Example:
"Hey, I'm Sean from the Smooth Brain Society"

by eman laer ruoy esu t'nod November 8, 2022

chat brain

When you indulge in twitch so much that the streamer you watch is the only thought process you can formulate. One that will choose to comment in a streamers chat even after the streamer is done streaming. Having chat brain come from being an overly dedicated twitch fan.

Yo Mike you gotta stop watching so much twitch your going to get chat brain !

by BILL YENZEN September 24, 2022

Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025