American tea bags

another word for ballsack

STOP KICKING ME IN THE AMERICAN TEA BAGS IM GOING TO DIE

by eggman41 June 3, 2022

American dysphoria

American dysphoria- Hating being american, wanting more spice.

“Hey mom, I think I have American dysphoria”
“I know son, being and American is so boring, I wish we were something cool, like being french!

by wildanimaleater April 16, 2023

American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.

You’re an American Slav.

by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021

American Pie Express

A sexual act involving a woman and a man. In this, the man smears a good amount of Double-Crust Apple Pie onto his Penis, and starts thrusting into the desired hole of choice (preferably the Anus) of the women at extremely fast rate. The thrusting should be somewhat close to that of a gun (or however fast the man can thrust). While thrusting, if the Pie falls of, or runs out, the man is to smear some more. Another way to do this would be to first fill the desired hole with a bunch of whip cream, and then stuff atleast one Double-Crust Apple Pie into said hole of choice.

The women is to be in the bed lying down face up, naked, but her body is painted in the American Flag, every inch of skin.

The man needs to be wearing a Train costume (could be any kind), or if one is not available, can just wear a shirt with a picture of a train of the man's choice.

Optional To enhance this, LARPing can be done by making the room to look like a Subway train, with some people just sitting and minding their own business, or watching the business going on. (This is also called as the American Pie Express Special)

Dude: Yo bro I just gave a hot girl from the Pub the American Pie Express!
Guy: Really? Dang.
Guy: Did you do the Special one?
Dude: Nah man just the regular.

by ThatUnknownDude November 23, 2023

Great American Challenge

Teams of 4 race to consume an eighth of weed, 30 rack of beer, and a large pizza. After consuming all that a puzzle is then need to be complete thus, completing The Great American Challenge.

The house got trashed from The Great American Challenge.

by Twea September 15, 2020

American Brick

A act of going to Vietnam to burn down a jungle take the ashes left over from the burning. Then bringing it back to the continental US to grind down and make bricks to then sell back to the country. Other countries have been used in the misty burning and devastated countries.

Holy shit Jared there are billions of dollars worth of American Bricks in this warehouse. Yes I know Jim we have a new shipment going to Iran next month.

by Make hawk November 14, 2019

American girls

American girls are girls who use feminism in a wrong way. They claim that feminism allows them to hook up with as many men as possible to the point that they contract venereal disease, herpes, STDs etc. Plus, aborting their babies to avoid facing the consequences of their actions. They praise sex workers more than stay-at-home mothers which is very disgusting. American girls can be white, black, hispanic, native or asian so if you are a girl born in a more liberated country like the USA, then their are chances that your kitty looks like a flat tire. All in all, American girls are immoral girls.

Mary: Hey! Have you heard of Jessica having STD? It kinda sucks.

Jane: Yes. I also heard Becky aborted her baby to live an easy life. She's such a baby killer!

Mary: What have American girls become!?

by YourPunjabiGal August 9, 2024