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David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.
OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!
by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022
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Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy
That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy
by Dumbnig October 25, 2019
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Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022
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DAVID

David is a amazing man and amazing father he will work his butt off to raise and make his family happy. He wont let you go without anything no matter the challenge. He will accept anything to make sure he puts you first.
David, need any help
by Renia February 9, 2021
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David

What’s a David? A David is the kind of guy who you’ll love and love with all your heart. David’s may seem like the weirdest choice love wise but when you get to know them you’ll fall in love quickly. David’s can make you laugh in your worst times, David’s can make you smile at a funeral. Just a David’s face will send waves of love and happiness through your body. David’s are the best person you’ll meet once you get to know them deep down. David’s are the kind of guy you’ll dream about every night and the kind of guy you’ll fantasize about. When a David loves you, you'll feel so important and so happy and loved. David’s are very funny too. I love my David with all my heart and I hope everyone gets to know a David and be loved by a David the same as I. David’s are truly someone special and once you have one you’ll have them for as long as you treat them right.
“Do you know David?”

“Have you seen that guy David?”

“I love David.”
by Addylines December 19, 2022
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David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine
Oh david-chan is so kawaii
by Vemidse August 27, 2019
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david migneault

A cute tender butt hole. Generaly, it’s used to put multiple sex toys in it.
Can I dip my rod in your tight David Migneault?
I want you make my David Migneault bleed!
by Zizi123456 December 25, 2018
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