Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest
by ChrisHemsworthsLov3r July 24, 2022
Get the Chris Hemsworthmug. The literal definition of soulmates.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.
They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!
Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.
Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!
Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!
by entercreativepseudonymhere January 21, 2021
Get the Mary and Chrismug. Little man with strong loving man parts. He pictures himself as a lone wolf who does his own thing but really all he wants is a strong man to tell him what to do.
by Jammerv December 21, 2022
Get the Chris Novakmug. Friend1: who's that fittie there
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here
Friend2: oh thats chris miles
Friend1: I'd do him anyday
Friend2: same here , same here
by rayelle' 💸 November 27, 2022
Get the Chris milesmug. 
An awesome guy who is like not awesome but he still is...... His jokes are good tho..... I think .......
by Mr.Keinplan August 8, 2017
Get the Chris Keinplanmug. A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.
by whamola99 August 16, 2021
Get the Chris Cornell Cocktailmug.