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Car

Car go purr aahahha

Car is fat, orange, like lasagna.
I like cars

samesies
*insert image of cat*
by vixintoriq May 28, 2024
mugGet the Carmug.

He parked his car in her barn.

He has put his plod (penis) in her lala (virgina).
Will: So, what did Joseph do last night with Mary?
Joe: He parked his car in her barn.
by RakingUpTheLeaves January 4, 2019
mugGet the He parked his car in her barn.mug.

Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.
Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".
by ewanders1 July 6, 2016
mugGet the Premium Car Privilegemug.

hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
mugGet the hot pork carmug.

tiktok car

any car that was spammed tf outta kids from tiktok to where the car isn’t cool no more.
ex. (992. Porsche GT3 RS, BMW M5CS, Lexus LFA, MK4 Supra )
Person 1: Rank your top three cars GO!
Person 2: GT3 RS, M5CS, and Lexus LFA
Person 1: My Brother in Christ you picked all the TikTok cars 😂
by vzee June 14, 2024
mugGet the tiktok carmug.

car

1) deliberate or accidental misspelling of cat
2) an automobile used to get from point A to point B
3) a man's penis
1) "theres a car on my lap"
2) "i took my car to the autoshop the other day"
3) "have you seen terry's car? it's ginormous"
by dizzyouxxxit December 9, 2023
mugGet the carmug.

My Car

I don't really need to get within arms reach of kid you piece of shit.
Hym "Hey how do you feel about that judge ruling the YouTube can now subject to lawsuits for radicalizing people on the internet Cody Johnston? Is that a thing you've heard about? What's my score? I can guarantee if you all took threats to children more seriously you all would have let this go 15 years ago and it would be less. You lose an uncle too? They need to demonetize all of the YouTube vermin so you pieces of shit have to get real jobs. You should be less worried about my car and more worried about what happens when the score finishes getting tallied. Self righteous piece of shit."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2024
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