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Scotty

Scotty is a straight up asshole but can be nice to the people he loves. He’s loyal when it comes to relationships, but don’t cheat on him, the other person will normally end up dead.
Omg that guy is acting like a scotty!
by Jacksoff2332 May 4, 2020
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scottish bea$t

a sexy beast that will take yo wife. nessy better step aside because the real beast has come to Scotland.
it takes the form of humans by the name of Floyd and fat bastard
That Scottish bea$t really knows how to play the pipebags
by lilpumpkinshrimp May 8, 2020
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Scottish

A group of people located north of England who speaks very oddly, it is also the home country(?) of Scrooge McDuck
Jettison that jalopy from my driveway this instant, you deadbeat!

Woah Lachlan, turn down the Scottish!
by LauritzHanson May 11, 2020
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Scottish Hook

Similar to a “Canadien hook”, the Scottish hook is performed by taking a golf club and hooking someone with the club from behind in-between the legs, hitting them in the balls
On the golf course today, I Scottish Hooked Joe during his swing
by Cellucci June 30, 2020
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Scotty

A total bro. Sometimes kind of a douche but when it comes to his girl is totally loyal and a true sweetheart. Scotty is keen, intelligent, observant and not a force to be reckoned with.
"I cant tell if he's a douche or not.."

"Don't worry, he's just a scotty."
by HoneyAndRum August 15, 2020
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Scotty J

A creepy man usually wearing a sports cap for a team he doesn’t go for, likes getting teenage girls pregnant
Oh look there’s a scotty J, RUN
by Moomoo1793 September 16, 2020
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scottish carpentry

The term is not used to describe the quality of Scottish Carpenters (who are craftsmen/women and do great work!)

The term is used to describe the linear rage within the Scottish soul - A progressive reaction to a progressive in-justice that has no real cause - A 'slow-burn' explosion. This is best described through the medium of poetry:

Scottish Carpentry

Owit, Aya, Mammy Daddy!
A hit ma thumb wi' a hammer
An’ that wis fuckin' sore

Christ all-bloody mighty!
Noo a’ve fuckin’ drapped it
It's fell on ma fuckin' toe

Cuntin' fuckin' bastardin' hammer!
The blood's goin' in ma eye

A loast the plot, heedered the nail
Everything must die!!

Aaaaaaah fuckin' hate wid!
I suffer from Scottish Carpentry and now I hate wood! (In this example, 'wood' can be substituted for any other noun or verb.)
by Jackson Greenhorn September 16, 2020
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