Alex J

Pretty decent guy. Can’t handle his spice and can only cook using recipe cards. Basically an ambulance driver. Full of surprises in the bedroom.

“Should I call 999 or an Alex J?”

by Betty1847 November 25, 2021

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alex's kolo

A nightmare featuring a fat potato with his bum hanging out ready to squash you.

Kat: Have you seen alex's kolo lately?
Cat: Yeah, its a nightmare.

by James Hardtits June 1, 2018

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Alex

A person who is an extreme meanie. He is usually gay but constantly consists that he is heterosexual. If you know someone named Alex, make sure to dab on their grave

Person1: "Wow. That person is such an Alex."
Person2: "I know right?"

by Jesus69Christ420 September 26, 2019

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People named Pierre-Alex are always super fun to be around! They know how to party and how to create a good ambiance. They’re really funny and sociable, so they make friends easily. If you are friends with someone name Pierre-Alex (Rolex for short), you’re really lucky and you’ll have the chance to live a life full of surprises!!! People named Pierre-Alex have a good sense of style and know how to dress. Ask them for advice anytime and they’ll try to help you with all they’ve got!

Someone: Wow, you sure know how to party!

You: Yeah, thanks to my friend Pierre-Alex!!

by Bgdu69 November 21, 2021

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Alex

The friend that will be your friend for nine years then just dump you like poop because they're a dung beetle. Also thinks that they're better than you because you have an android phone and they have an apple.

"Wow, you're being such an Alex right now."

by 5sospackets March 18, 2021

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