Rats-Assing

(1.) The act of bragging about something not at all worth bragging about. (2.) Someone who constantly brags or talks about things as if you should be jealous, when, in reality, you could really care less.

Walked into work with Lisa this morning. She was rats-assing about her weekend the whole way in.

by Cap1941 August 7, 2010

Smack Rat

Smack rat. A person who has an appearance strikingly similar to that of a rat and just so happened to partake in copious amounts of smack (opioids)

Often a cold hearted fellow who would give their left arm for a packet of baccy and a spam fritter.

(Say in a vicious and raspy voice as an insult)

Person-Here, I wish they would stop being so horrible
Person 2- Don't worry mate, they're a fucking Smack Rat

by Noice9874 September 7, 2019

mp rat

losers that have no life and just hang out at mp (millennium place) all day and don’t even do anything there.

person1: what are you doing today
person2: just hanging out at mp

person1: i my god you’re such a mp rat

by ihatesherwoodpark November 13, 2018

Nerd-Rat

When someone who works in professional services (lawyers,doctors, accountants.. etc) is over studious and over achieving and makes others look worse and thus makes them work harder.

Typically seen in public accounting.

SG (tax accountant): hey Bro, you here JM asked for more work from the managers & partners. He said he still had capacity working only 60 hour weeks. Wants to up to 80.

DB (Other accountant): Man, that guy always tries to make us look bad we we only work the designated 37.5 hours a week. He’s such a fucking Nerd-Rat. *bangs fist on table*

SG: yea but your also a fucking nerdrat working 42 hours a week.

DB: Your a fucking nerdrat

SG: fuck you. Nerdrat

by NOTACPA May 21, 2020

Rat king

Rat king is an relly Nice guy he cares about people and stuff he gives you an honest opinion about things when you ask him and he is hella funny ISTG /pos

If you ever se rat king talk to him and he”ll showed you you’re future 😍

by Mars? April 5, 2022

Pearl River Rat

Noun. Someone who exploits you for sex.

"I thought he was wanting a relationship, but it just turned out he was a Pearl River Rat."

by Queen Daniel April 12, 2020

Cactus Rat

A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).

Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!

by PorcupineFan24 December 15, 2024