by Lilbitch August 21, 2017

by UltimateDoge April 13, 2025

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
by giorgio4 November 21, 2021

It destroys you it makes you feel insecured, depressed, stressed, and feel like no one loves you. Porn destroy yo ur love interest once you watch it once you can’t stop again
by dearuri. October 10, 2022

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all
Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes
Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good
Woman:Yes
Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good
by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?
Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?
Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn
by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

Some social media feeds are full of no more than Precious Moments, irrelevant promises and other comfort porn.
by BobBoxx November 20, 2022
