penis swiper

one who likes penis so much that he dresses up as swiper from dora to "swipe" some penis.

Wow. The other day, i was getting a 12 taco party pack, and i walked out my front door, and a penis swiper swiped my penis.

by penisswipee999 April 12, 2011

Pencil Penis

Ultra thin penis. Very long with sharp edge. But so then that if you bend it enough it will break.

Girl: how's your penis?
Joe: I have a pencil penis!
Girl: screw me now

by Mat rob November 25, 2016

pocket penis

A pocket penis is when your dick is bigger than an elephants nose and can potentially crawl out of you pants pocket.

Damn i saw Jack walkin around with what looked like a pocket penis!

by jiggernuggen February 5, 2014

Potato penis

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

penis mom

when your friends mom wants your penis really bad. Usually happens when you are very polite. It makes moms go crazy for your penis.

yo doode, u got a penis mom man, watch out bro

fuck

by Johnny Cracker 2.0 March 20, 2015

Penis Stick

A penis stick, is a common work for a dildo.

Singular: Yo TuDz, see that guy over there . . . He used a penis stick on his bitch.

Plural: Sup TuDz, them manz ova dere is penis sticks.

by TuDz - October 25, 2008

xander's penis

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

by definitely not xander October 4, 2021