the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

old pudding balls

When your patient slathers his snack pack all over his testicles.

I walked in and my patient had old pudding balls!

by Baller7264RN May 9, 2017

the old trophy

Noun
Your penis
Most commonly used for saying you had to masterbate.

I just had to shine the old trophy...

by <•_•> May 12, 2017

Old Faithful

A blow job from an elderly woman with a stoma, while in the lie back position. To achieve full old faithful status, one must ejaculate while buried in the throat through the stoma hole on to her chest.

When I find an elderly bitch with a stoma, I'm totally gonna give that whore an old faithful.

by The Rapey Dog May 28, 2017

Old slippers

When you can't let go of your past relationship. Even if you have the perfect person in your life.

"When we have an argument, you always wait until I go to sleep to write to your old slippers so you can complain and wait for that old flame to make you think you're perfect..."

by BlackWidow 2017 May 31, 2017

Old Hick

Someone who makes it to the big stage (i.e. president) but doesn't forget where he came from.

When talking about his past, Old Hick got kind of choked up and he left a trail of tears behind him.

by dickey6969 June 14, 2017

The good old switch

When you are being raped give the switch and rape them back

You just got the good old switch and you got raped

by Big booty 133 June 30, 2017