penis captain

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.

That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain

by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011

xander's penis

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

by definitely not xander October 4, 2021

Potato penis

Dictator

Our new president is acting like a potato penis.

by CrazyGoatLady January 24, 2017

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

penis portal

Another term for a girl who sleeps around.

After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.

by Capri Baker April 25, 2006

lil penis

gangsta way of saying little dick

person1: yo homeboy you got a lil penis
person2: shut the fuck up (pulls glock)
person3:(continues giving head to person1)

by obama 36 69 21 11 June 22, 2019

penis logs

A phenomenon that is accomplished after the completed act of unprotected anal sex, and the urethra of the penis is backed up with shit, only to be removed by forcefully urinating and pushing the obstruction out, thus creating penis logs.

I just butt-fucked that bitch and now I'm shitting penis logs out my dick!

by sickfuckshitbrainz March 6, 2014