facebook barbie

When someone post facebook pictures on their dating profile that are 10 years and 30 lbs ago.

I met a women off tinder the other night, she turned out to be a total facebook barbie

by theredcat360 July 7, 2021

Facebook Bait

to post an ambiguous status update as a lure for friends to express interest, i.e. comments and likes

T: Did you see Anna's status update, "I'm in a terrible mood so keep a safe distance." What's that all about?

V: Please tell me you didn't fall for that Facebook Bait..

by Francis Bird February 22, 2015

facebook only family

A family on Facebook that people create so they don't have to do anything in real life. Includes tagging photos as if they were really there , Posting Past pics and liking all your family photos but Haven't seen them in years..

Facebook only family's crack me up.

by crazyhadenough June 10, 2014

Facebook

Garb

-yo you know facebook
-you mean garb?

by the epic bean muncher February 17, 2021

Facebook sugarbaby

it's a woman who is on social media. She only talks to guys and flirts with them to con them out of money! It's usually the older retirement they prey upon.

1st guy: Dude look at this chic I met on fb! She's amazing! Almost to good to be true.
2nd guy: Dude I know her she is a f Facebook sugarbaby! Don't give her your money! that's all she wants!
1st guy: Dammit! I already sent her $100!

by HBJR51501976 March 18, 2024

Facebook Karma

When you comment on a Facebook post because you don't like what was said, and Facebook's algorithm thinks your interested in seeing more of that topic - so inundates you with posts about it.

Facebook Karma hits you in the face when you type a comment "I definitely don't agree" with regards to a post on gay marriage rights. Facebook sees your posts and starts showing you more posts about gay marriage.

by LivLongandProsper March 28, 2015

Fake facebook

A socializing site where 13 to 16 year olds roleplay as celebrities and they only like to cyber and do some crap role-playing . It is a way for lesbians to have girlfriends and for 13 year olds to cry that their life is miserable because their parents didn't buy them that toy.

Fake facebook :Boy ( that is a girl in real life) : * knocks on your door *

Girl : * opens the door *

Boy : * gets in and sits on the couch *

Girl : * looks at you *

Boy : * breaths *

Girl : wanna have sex?

Boy : yeah

* after the cyber *

Girl : so....

* boy doesn't answer the message *

by TheCleverOneGirl May 30, 2016