jack nuts

when a gentleman has very small testicles (or possibly humongously large ones)

check out the jack nuts on him, he looks like brad micklea!

by biz markee August 21, 2003

left nut

the left testicle

a left wing screwball

anyone on the political left

Those left nuts sure are radical insane extremists and they sure do like to suck eachother's left nut.

by you left guys all suck the left nut March 16, 2005

nut brain

Feeling mental after busting a fat nut

"Sorry Mrs. Lewis, I can't do todays equations due to my severe nut brain."

by boogerhooker April 20, 2018

Nut cracking

the pair of circular objects between the legs being slammed, jagged, slaughtered, bruised and mistreated by a crazy somewhat ratchet female

"That hoe nut cracking the shit out his....dayuuum"

by Kayla young February 5, 2014

Death Nut

When your boyfriend is about to nut, but you hit him over the head, and leave him in a ditch.

"So you know how my boyfriend and i had a fight the other day, i gave him the death nut."

by Smith and 3lue September 25, 2018

Deez Nuts

A popular thing saying in a vine app

Guy: Guess what came in the mail
Person: what?
Guy: DEEZ NUTS

by MattFuckinfSmith March 12, 2016

bust a nut

You jack off your dingaling until you “Bust a nut” or cum

“ i got to go bust a nut “

by Suckanimaginarycock January 27, 2018