A woman that needs a child to feel like a real girl but has no desire to be a mother and no parenting skills. The child is a trophy to show off like cleavage.
by Hallmighty October 28, 2022
Get the pinocchi-homug. "Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "
"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"
"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"
"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"
"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"
by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024
Get the Hoingmug. A highly unattractive, completely buckled Ho, with A swampy smell who is found mostly in A swamp like environment.
by dirtyd45678 July 2, 2016
Get the Swamp Homug. When you have a list of ho's, they are known as your Drake ho's. As the rapper Drake always has an entourage of ho's with him.
Which one of my Drake Ho's should I hit up tonight?
Did you see how many Drake Ho's came stepping out of the car behind Drake?
Did you see how many Drake Ho's came stepping out of the car behind Drake?
by B Swizzel in Hendertucky May 1, 2024
Get the Drake Ho'smug. (Noun) a person who find him/herself doing favours for a person they don't personally know (usually through the internet)
by kapweeng March 6, 2018
Get the elbow homug. Jessica is wearing so many different types of extensions and smashed so much that she must be a CRATER HO.
by sector97grepresentative May 7, 2025
Get the Crater homug. A fruity boy. Someone who shows a loving side to other males when provoked by sexy abs. Also can be a very tall person of Asian ethnicity.
by Augustus Caesar August 21, 2016
Get the Ho Kyummug.