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Michael Bolton

"hey what are doing"

"following the path of THE BOLT the truth path of enlightenment either you meditate under a tree of years or just put on Soul Provider by Michael

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Michael Bolton
by Bolton5000 April 22, 2019
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Michael Milk'em

The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.
Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".
by QuacksO July 14, 2018
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michael ceu

a really nice person usually short, that can be super fun and funny, He can also be really stupid. but he is overall a really great guy.
oh your dating a michael ceu, good for you girlfriend.
by chiken nuggers March 21, 2024
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michael spray

Ugly ass whore who thinks he can fight PERIOD SUS!!
by Gabe the bitch May 15, 2019
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Michael Dos Santos

Typically portuguese, likes to wear tight shirts. Drives long distances to get to work and has his hot and cold moments. Is generally a family orientated man who enjoys time with people close to him. Unfortunely wears women sandles and drives a female car, but makes up for it with a stunning beard which is dyed 4 times a year.
Man 1: "Man that guy is really driving too fast."
Man 2: "He must be a Michael Dos Santos"
by John Wicks Dad August 24, 2023
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michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity
Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now
by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022
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michael scales

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales
by amelia07 April 4, 2021
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