by sprinklesz123 October 28, 2021

Make fun of your tallest friend
Tall friend: it’s so nice here
You:yea also how are you so short haha
Tall friend:that’s not nice
You: but it’s November 3rd I have to make fun of you u
You:yea also how are you so short haha
Tall friend:that’s not nice
You: but it’s November 3rd I have to make fun of you u
by KevinNotFound November 3, 2021

Guy 1: X is actually Y
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense
Everyone: *Provides a lot of proof that says otherwise*
Guy 1: Oh that makes sense
by personinsidethemachine January 16, 2021

by That Dude 69 November 7, 2019

by Mich3al_4567 January 21, 2025

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.
All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.
by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Verb. When financial circumstances prevent one from throwing around dollars but still allow reckless spending of coins.
Shep blew his entire allowance on video games, but he raided his piggy bank so he could make it sleet at the ice cream store.
by Dorkmuffin May 3, 2019
