Soccer Mom Whippits 

Squirting the contents of a whipped cream can into your mouth when you are completely alone in your kitchen; often doesn't end until the can is empty

I was just looking for a light snack, but then I ended up doing soccer mom whippits alone in my kitchen at ten thirty in the morning.

Soccer Mom Whippits by Klitorissa December 31, 2015

Your Mom 

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old

10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!

Your Mom by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016

Your mom!

used by teenage boys as an insult

You know what I was in last night? Your mom!

Your mom! by baseballman69 September 8, 2016

Your mom 

The "thing" that gets made fun of every 10 minutes.

You know who is "......"? Your mom!

Your mom by Real_Big_Cheese September 7, 2016

Mellophone mom 

A mom who is a crazy mofo that eats breakfast for dinner everyday.

"Oh my god Janice don't be such a mellophone mom."
"Stop judging me Harry and give me back my pancakes."

Mellophone mom by XxMelloGodxX June 26, 2016

Your mom 

A comeback that almost everyone use. Mostly used by kids and retards

You are so badd
YOUR MOM

Your mom by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

dc mom 

some dumb cunt who always gets in someones way. no one likes em.

Man, this guy is such a DC mom.

dc mom by deseanswaine November 13, 2016