Milk Fic

The fanfic was first published in February 2011 on swirlshakeitup's Livejournal. Infamous in 2011 - 2014, it was Brendon giving Ryan a milk enema. It eventually started to be picked up by other fandoms and used as copypastas just replacing their names (most popular being Smosh, Dan & Phil, MCR etc.) Because of numerous instances of the fic being copied, the author took the original down in December 2012.

"I just realized it's been 12 years since the milk fic came out."

"WHY would you remind me of that?"

by aariana November 26, 2023

he milk

1. When a man lactates from his penis. It’s cum.

2. When a man ejaculates from his nipples.

Must be the he milk.

by Hemilkman November 30, 2017

Russian Milk Maid

A cocktail of vodka, buttermilk and a dash of pepper.

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.

by Autofive July 25, 2025

echo milk

Straight up cum.

She swallowed my echo milk.

by Nonstickgore August 17, 2018

Milk Tray

The act of ejaculating 3 or more separate times in the shower.

I had a HUGE milk tray last night!

by YokunaiGM November 14, 2021

Beard Milk

Beard Milk is a naturally occurring liquid produced from the fermentation in a beard by bacteria to produce a nutritious and health white liquid capable of raising a baby to become a well bearded and well adjusted human. Research shows it to be more nutritious than colostrum.

Hey man, your beard is swelling, looks like you better get someone to help you get that Beard Milk out and to the baby as soon as possible.

by JasperBaby May 7, 2020

Milk

Something my dad hasn't brought back yet

You use milk with your cereal damn i use water

by Cumslut55 April 4, 2022