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Dumb hos these days....

A phrase that is used when a person, a girl in particular, does something stupid or offensive.
Matt: Dude, Krissy just told me off for yelling at her friend. She didn't have anything to do with that!
Jonny: I know dude! Dumb hos these days....
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HOS

HOS stands for ‘Have Our Souls’.
(HOS’ actual meaning is ‘Hands On Shoulders’)

When you need help, you would usually call for SOS services, right? Well, I believe you should start calling HOS services instead of SOS.

Reasons why:

1. HOS sounds very similar to SOS.
2. There is an action that you can perform to attract help:
-This action is where you put your hands on your shoulders and call out for HOS.
3. I don’t know

Always call for HOS instead of SOS!
“Oh no! I’m being kidnapped!” - Kid
“You can’t call for SOS Services now~” - Kidnapper
“If I can’t call SOS Services, I should call HOS!” - Kid
“HOS” (with hands on shoulders) - Kid
by urenergiser January 7, 2022
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hat trick ho

A woman who likes to have sex with three generations of a family
Girl) hey how come your hurting so much today? Rough night or?
Girl2 ) well last night i had sex with billy bob , his dad and thier granpa too
Girl1 ) wow that makes you a hat trick ho in my book great job
by Mi sofakingweetodded June 18, 2017
mugGet the hat trick homug.

14" baseball-bat ho

the most common use for a sloppy second bitch
dont you dare use my backyard or youll go from a batcave to a 14" baseball-bat ho
by Cody5050 January 27, 2021
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Hoing up the beats

Guy: that girl Mia is dancing like a total slut

Guy 2: yeah she's totally hoing up the beats
by Bananaphoneuser1 August 20, 2016
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cootie ho

A "cootie ho" is a human who has sexual encounters with multiple partners and does not follow sexual testing guidelines; potentially spreading cootie STI/Ds around
A cootie ho may have more than just an orgasm in store for you seeing as they rarely get tested for STI/Ds, yet have many partners back to back; potentially, they could be spreading cooties around.
by zer0n9ne November 28, 2020
mugGet the cootie homug.

Sith Lord save a ho

The above and beyond of the “Captain save a ho” regime. If young Anakin Skywalker were captain save a hoe, Sith Lord save a hoe would be Palpatine.

An enabler of high end rachet behaviors, while creating a safe haven for scandalous females.
typically surrounded by bag whores whom dont put out yet show enough skin to frustrate unsuspecting men.
The ‘Sith lord save a ho’ is typically retired with a SSI check coming that he’ll spend on the debaucherous woman in his stable. His residence typically housing random backpacks, wardrobes, and other ill aquired items dropped off by said women.
Most importantly the ‘Sith lord’ is a Hater, doing all in his power to assist the ratchets in shenanigans against younger male targets.
Cock Blocker level: GOD.
“So I was smoking out with Angel in the parking lot, she was about to give me head…”
“Oh shit, really?”
“Yeah, until SITH LORD SAVE A HO pulls up beside us and she hops in his car to go shopping at Walmart!!”
“Damn, the Force is STRONG with that one!”
“Wasted my whole bag I did, mmmm hm hm hm!!!”
by GeniusJunior24762 January 6, 2024
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