Skip to main content

bloomfield high school 

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.
John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb

Arrowhead High School 

A high school located in Hartland, WI, home to a good football team, million dollar locker room, way too many lax bros and rich kids, and Phil Kasun. Ben Askren went here, but we're kinda famous for being right next to where JJ Watt grew up.
Person 1: Hey, you go to Arrowhead High School right?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Can I borrow your jet and go to Bora Bora for the weekend.

Person 2: Sure I don't think my daddy will mind that much.

University High School

A high school in Irvine, California where everyone is super hyper focused on the following topics:

1.) Grades- a vast majority of Uni is students that are overly obsessed with their GPA and grades. These are the students that will basically go at *extreme* lengths to raise their 89.9 to a 90.

2.) Drugs/Juuls- those who have given up on the fierce academic competition resort to drugs (mainly weed) and vaping in order to fit in. These kids can be found during classes vaping in bathroom stalls or during various points throughout the day crowded around one locker each trying to grab at the pot supply of whoever’s locker it is.

3.) Status- throughout every aspect of life at Uni is the status that comes with each individual move that they do. Some become focused on this ideal and devote their high school careers to having the coolest Instagram theme or wearing the right kinds of clothes.

In addition to these Uni fixiations, you may have noticed that Uni is located in Irvine. Irvine has been the safest city in the US for several years in a row and has garnered its reputation as being the “Irvine Bubble”. Everyone has a different interpretation of this, but the basic themes are as follows:

1.) No Poverty
2.) No Violence
3.) No Reality

All in all, University High School is a diverse community filled with different students and teachers making it both the best and worst school ever.
College Application Administrator: So, where did you attend high school?
College Applicant: University High School, in Irvine.

College Application Administrator: With those grades? That’s impressive.

Student 1: Where’d you get that pot?

Student 2: Off of some Uni kid

Bedford High School 

The high school in bedford nh were there are bomb threats, hit lists on the walls, or shooting threats every 4 seconds.
Damn, i do not want to go to bedford high school.

Sunlake high school 

Welcome to sunfake highs school where people have sex in the Juul room and seniors fuck freshmen in there cars if you’ve never smoked weed you definitely don’t go to sunlake... keep it classy Seahawks
Sunlake high school is the trashiest school in Florida but yee yee brUther.

Hey what school do you go to ?

Sunlake wbu ?

Exits the chat.

Madison Plains High School 

A crappy, poor, school located in the middle of a corn field. It's also a trailer park school.
Dude im surrounded by corn

you must go to Madison Plains High School.

South Charnwood High School 

A nice place, if you ignore the broken down buses, the seagulls, the muddy field, the rain, the plaque of a bull with a massive ballsack and the trampled fences.
Kid 1: Look, a seagull!
Kid 2: Eat it, it's better than the food here served at South Charnwood High School.
Kid 1: Okay.