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Hoing

verb. pronounced (H-oy-ng) one syllable.
The act of shoving ones finger into something.
"Hey Bro! Did you hear that 'Hoinging Josh's B-Hole' just became a Broadway Musical? Some of the songs include 'The Unwanted Presence of a Finger', 'Oops! I Kinda Liked It', and 'Hoing Me Baby One More Time!' "

"I had to get a prostate exam and the Dr. totally just hoinged the shit outta my ass!"

"My stupid ass kid just hoinged the dog! I can't wash his hands enough!"
by HoingMaster900 December 12, 2024
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Ho

What we ho today?
by 741258963 May 18, 2023
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tea Ho

A girl who hoards all types of teas. Drinks tea all year round and loves it hot or iced. Herbal or black. She collects an extensive collection of teas. She is a tea ho.
She is a tea Ho!
by Natalia Data October 7, 2023
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Ho Duties

Someone who pay bills , cooks and does all kind of simp shit for a person or couple. He’s basically a cuck that pays for shit
Fine ass Jen really let that nigga Rodney be on ho duties
by Cuckfantasizing December 23, 2020
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elbow ho

(Noun) a person who find him/herself doing favours for a person they don't personally know (usually through the internet)
Go downtown to stand in line for hours for game tickets? How did I become your elbow ho?
by kapweeng March 6, 2018
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Ho Bunker

Sloppy looking and probably smelly like a can of tuna that’s been sitting out for 15 years; smells and looks like an old women’s crotch
Wow Karen is really looking like a ho bunker tonight.

Do you smell that? There must be a ho bunker in here
by Hobunker123 February 26, 2021
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Ho eyes

The look in a girls eyes where you can tell she is morally challenged.
"Man, that girl at the bar has been checking you out all night. I'd steer clear though, she's got them ho eyes."
by AmericanDaddy April 12, 2025
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