by Alfred hitzelsperger June 24, 2020
John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 04, 2022
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by daddy long Legs #zephyr April 07, 2022
A Nickname For a Redneck Who Is typically a dumbass usually is 200 pounds is a alcoholic drives a Chevy has tattoos wears shirts without sleeves and does dumb shit
Person 1 : hey why is he passed out
Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches
Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David
Person 2: oh that’s Johnny he always is drunker than cooter brown he gets all the bitches
Person 1 : what a dumb fuck he’s a lil David
by Shitting with the door open October 14, 2023
by C4MSW3 December 10, 2019
Person 1: did you hear about David Lopez
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call
Person 2: He's right next to us, isn't he?
David Lopez: u better hang up that computer call
by Papi travis the first November 13, 2023