Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013
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Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure
3 hours later
Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure
3 hours later
Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED
by The Name Is Not Taken May 6, 2021
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by anonymous August 3, 2024
Get the passenger seat boner mug.a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.
Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!
by billy.183 April 18, 2010
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I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!
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