text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.

Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!

by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013

Boner

What you see an attractive female and your mini you jumps up to- well you know ;)

Crush: *walks in room*
Crush: *looks at me and smiles*
Me: *boner erects*
Crush: Ay uh, my parents aren’t home, you uh, wanna come over, *winks*
Me: Sure

3 hours later

Her: ooohhh ohhh more
Me: *thrusts forward*
Her: *gets up and ties my hands to bed, opens my legs wide*
Me: I love you..
Her: *grins then massages dick before licking the balls and going down to suck it*
TO BE CONTINUED

by The Name Is Not Taken May 6, 2021

passenger seat boner

Passenger seat boner is the phrase used to define the common occurence of random boners when riding in the passenger seat.

“Yo bro I can’t believe I just got another passenger seat boner.”

by anonymous August 3, 2024

boner limbo

a derivation of the popular 70's game known as limbo, all participants must first obtain an erection before attempting to go under the bar.

Guy 1: Dude, there are NO chicks at this party!
Guy 2: I know man, wanna play some boner limbo?
Guy 1: Yea. I'll go get the stick!

by billy.183 April 18, 2010

wal-boner

when a person has an obsessive urge to shop at wal-mart

My internet is terrible, my mom's wal-boner got me stuck with a shit router.

by your brain-boner February 19, 2012

boner subs

When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.

I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!

by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 8, 2017

boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.

Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?

by Boner?...I barely know her! July 22, 2018