April 25

National spanking day. Go wild spank everyone!

Hey girl *spank*. Its national spanking day! April 25

by Obama fangirl 420 69 April 21, 2019

April 18th

National ass fucking day

huddo "Fuck cant wait for april 18th" Willie "fucking oath"

by hudson paz August 3, 2020

April 22

National text your girlfriend first day. Guys please text her first she’s scared she’s annoying you, and remind her how much you love her

On April 22nd

Text her: “Hey beautiful, I love you”

by loveyall April 21, 2024

April 29th

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

P1 - Do you know what day it is?

P2 - No?

P1 - *Punches* It’s national punch day? April the 29th!

P2 - You hurt me and does that mean I get to punch you back? *Punches*

P1 - Why did you punch me back I know it’s punch your friend day but why!?

April 29th Punch your friend day, so no matter what happens you have to punch one of your friends!

by IsaYaBoi April 28, 2022

April 13

Makeout with your bf/gf

“Let’s makeout cuz it’s April 13”

by Bf/Gf dayyy April 12, 2022

april 6th

april 6th is national give ur crush/gf/bf head day

on April 6th M and A will give each other head

by AB/M April 5, 2023

April 23rd

April 23rd is the official no lipstick holiday. On this day no one should wear any lipstick.

Hey, its April 23rd. Why are you wearing lipstick?

by Mrale April 21, 2021