banana

a frute you ether hate or love

thats a banana you dumb f**k

by gay f**k June 6, 2022

Alabama Banana Split

A sexual stunt involving a male and female - preferably siblings or first cousins - where the man shoves his thumbs into the meatus of his urethra and wrenches his hands sideways with enough force to rip the penis in half down to the base. The remaining urethra hole in the base is then filled with whipped cream, after which the destroyed penis is promptly given a blowjob by the female.

Holy shit, Greg just got given the Alabama Banana Split! I think he's going to bleed out!

by BonesTheWendigo July 29, 2021

Banana

A banana can be used for may things, for example, you could use it to yeet at someone's head if they are annoying or if you hate them. Or you can make a phone call on it to!! You also could not look up fruits but your choice. Well hope you enjoy eating your banana

Person one: hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
person 2: UGH shut up or I will yeet a banana at your face!

by iDontKnowWhyINeedAUsername October 3, 2020

Banana Peel

Something where every cartoon character sleeps on and almost breaks 100 Bones on it, itt comes of a banana

Ay yo, dont sleep on that Banana Peel

by I Slipped November 27, 2021

Chiquita like the banana

A black female who dates black Jewish pimps and is a school nurse

I’m Chiquita like the banana what’s yo name

by Tiffony December 18, 2019

Chocolate banana

Before having anal sex you must stick your dick in the freezer for atleast 10 minutes, then proceed to have anal sex and once done she must lick your dick

“ dude I heard Hayley let Jake do a chocolate banana on her”

by Cy78 July 31, 2020

Banana Music

Music that is like duct-taping a banana to the wall. An example would be John Cage's 4'33''.

It is a form of money laundering

That banana music was awful.

by THeAse man April 17, 2025