When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well
My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"
by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023
Get the eat you under the tablemug. by slide nd provide December 5, 2021
Get the Dick Eatmug. by sretaw, trebor May 21, 2022
Get the eat it off your face, doopmug. by LeSouffleDeVersailles April 23, 2025
Get the Everytime One Person Eats Smcaks Ceral , Another Person Whispers In One's Ear:"' Yo Te Mate'"mug. When you use a spoon, of any material, depending on how much you love the person. Then shove the spoon up the ass, and twist it to create a vacuum seal. Finally, you pull the intestines out like a plunger and feast on it with a spoon.
*Minouska throws it back*
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
Pierro: "GIRL the way you be throwing it back makes me wanna eat your ass with a spoon"
by What in the Kikeli is going on May 19, 2024
Get the eat your ass with a spoonmug. Someone who does not like cottage cheese, refers to a meme posted on tiktok of a black woman on the phone saying "ion eat cottage cheese.
by exasy_ October 6, 2025
Get the ion eat cottage cheesemug. you get a woman to piss into your mouth then she drinks it and vomits it into a bowl along with your shit then you eat it together and watch a movie mother fuckers
by I FUCKED your mum last night December 9, 2022
Get the Eatmug.