scottish baked pie

filling a pie with a scotsman's semen and baking it. mm delicious

mary: hey dude, do you have a scotsman handy?
hunter: no sorry. why?
mary: i want to make a scottish baked pie
hunter: oh ok. ill ask around
mary: thanks

by JellybeanStupido July 5, 2016

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy urinates and cums in or on a sex partner.

He gave her a golden shower and a cream pie?
Yup, he gave her a lemon meringue pie!

by The Dream Podding October 28, 2023

Pinkie Pie

A super cute, bubbly pony from my little pony who is super cool!

Pinkie Pie, I love you so much, my queen!

by I am the real Pinkie Pie26! December 15, 2024

The Man Who Mistook Pi for Pie

When on hearing the sound of the number π, an autistic person or idiot savant thinks of a slice of a cake or pizza instead, or equates either word for something else that is unmistakably alien or paranormal.

Just as the man who mixed up his job for his life, Prof. Paulos, who mildly suffers from schizophrenia, occasionally sounds like the man who mistook pi for pie.

by Numerati December 28, 2023

hero pie

When a super abled or meta human creampies a woman forcefully enough to cause internal injury or death

My sister hooked up with superman and ended up in the ICU after her hero pie.

by Cruellyclever January 1, 2023

Mince-pie Girl

Blonde girl who looks this up thinking it means anything.

Oh that Emily is such a Mince-pie Girl

by GinsTheBest November 26, 2021

Dirty double dipped cream pie

When you go down for oral sex on a woman,and you’re not aware that she has already had somebody ejaculate inside of her earlier that day.

When I went down on my blind date, that is when i realized i was a victim of dirty double dipped cream pie.

by James Gresham January 5, 2024