wet pony

An erected penis covered in vaginal discharge.

He was not amused to see that her wonderpocket had given him a smelly wet pony.

by catalys July 25, 2018

wet a fly

Going to fly fish on a nice summer day.

Wanna go hit 18 on the course today? Nah, let’s go hit the river and wet a fly.

by hailscd August 11, 2018

wet willy

Sticking your icky finger in someones ear. Typically done to provocate someone.

Kim: *inserts wet finger in Caspers ear*

Casper: Aww, come on! You gave me a wet willy!

by ouaus August 21, 2018

wet stepback

If you're a baller then you know what a stepback is. Now imagine a WET stepback.

Yo dude you ready for this wet stepback?

by He who sends it January 22, 2019

Wet Logging

A British term for pooping

“Oui, where you going mate?”
“Going to the can go do a little wet logging”

by JimFoot January 29, 2019

Wet exit

When you have to quickly leave somewhere because you've peed yourself.

I was having a great time at the party, but I sneezed too hard and had to make a wet exit.

by Ralphnodon February 8, 2019

Wet Toad

When a man slaps his sweaty nut sack against someone's bare back

Eww that feels like a wet toad

by Calarovan February 13, 2019