Joint Top

A term to justify an absurdly lucky team top position in a league even when they are not due to being behind on goal difference and head to head metrics.

Done in order for their fans to justify systematic bias/champion status.

Origin Arsenal/Manchester

Manchester United are Joint Top up the Ole and VARs

Arsenal go Joint Top had Auba scored

by CriticalCudicini January 2, 2021

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Beetle Top

The beetle top is my way of describing a new 2018 hairstyle I've also labelled as being slick. The beetle top is the top of someone's hair who has it gelled back on top very much so like that of a beetle's abdomen. The lines and the overall shape of its shell, looks like the top of someones head when the hair is slicked back.

His hair looks hip with that slicked back beetle top.

by DylanRThomas July 18, 2018

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Ball On Top

Said when a person has an inconvenience or went through something and they wanna move on to the next play/thing.

Person 1: My girl broke up with me.
Person 2: Damn bro
Person 1: Ay Ball On Top

by BYUUUUUUUUUU September 15, 2024

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TOP SCANKER

by top scanker January 18, 2021

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Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

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Stove Top Stuffing

Stove Top Stuffing is when you have sex on top of the oven

Person 1: "Bruh I had some Stove Top Stuffing last night"

Person 2: "Dude it's not even Thanksgiving"

Person 1: "Should have heard the thanks she was giving me last night while I fucked her on top of the oven."

Person 2: "ohhhh that kind of Stove Top Stuffing"

by TheBreakfastBros September 17, 2023

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