Car crash

A thing his girlfriend should get into bc i hate her

Omg my car came in a car crash omg

by IM FUCKING YOUR DAD LOL November 25, 2022

Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.

Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.

by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017

Crimson Car Club

a group founded by two University of Alabama students, renowned for its catchprase "Encouraging bad financial decisions with like minded intellects"

"Yo Griffen, I joined Crimson Car Club last month, now my savings is completely gone!!! At least my car is dope."

by jt_289 February 22, 2021

MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

Muscle car as fuck is some thing that muscle car guys say because they think they are the shit but deep inside they know that they are just mad because they are slow and usles🤗

Dam bro thats MUSCLE CAR AS FUCK

by JDM LIFE 🔰 September 30, 2017

cigarette car

specific cars still on the road manufactured in between the 90s and mid 2000s. these cars are called cigarette cars because throughout your childhood you’d typically see a random middle aged adult (or your friends older sister) smoking a cigarette out the window// the car reeked of cigarette smell. these cars are typically a run-down shit box (rusted, dented, etc) with more problems than you can count. the technology is very outdated, typically only being able to play cds/tapes or fm on the radio, having a cigarette lighter built in, built in ash trays, a slot to place coins for road tolls, hand crank windows, etc. cigarette cars are NOT the same as a modded older car; the most modifications being seat covers and bumper stickers. these cars are driven by broke people who cannot afford anything better, this being their only means of transportation. however, the owners of these cars are typically hot, bad bitches who have a love-hate relationship with their car (deep down will be very sad when their car finally dies).

some examples of cigarette cars include but are not limited to:

* 2002 pontiac grand prix
*1999-2005 ford taurus

*2002 toyota corolla

*2005 honda pilot

*2005-2007 jeep liberty

*2001 ford escape
*1997 buick lesabre

*1999 chevy blazer
*2003 toyota camry
*2005 dodge neon
*2002 saturn s-series SL
*1997 geo prizm

*2002 subaru legacy

THE LIST GOES ON

person 1: damn that girl is hot as fuck, too bad she drives that piece of shit car.

person 2: yeah but she has a cigarette car. it runs like shit but it actually looks cute and has a personality of its own.

by abbey’s chicken tenders March 17, 2024

starting the car

taking a shit first thing in the morning while it’s freezing.

John: Yo the bus comes at 7:32 am, where are you?

Jack: I’ll be there soon, I’m starting the car.

John: Hurry up and Wash your hands. U might want to bring a Jacket too.

by Dat Nigga Stealy November 18, 2020

car pranks

A prank friends pull prank in a car idiots

“let’s pull a car pranks on chad”

by Ppdoodoo March 7, 2025