Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

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Brain-poser

It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence. it is direct and a little bit playful, highlighting the act of "posing" as intelligent.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain-poser trying to impress the boss."

"Don't listen to her; she's a total brain-poser who just repeats things she hears online without understanding them."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

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steal a brain rot

Shitty game played by unwanted children

I hate playing steal a brain rot

by Sigmaboy101 July 30, 2025

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Worm Brain

RFK Jr.’s KGB codename. Refers to the “worm” inside his brain who ate a significant portion of his conscience and died from a ketamine or hydromorphone overdose.

Worm Brain is literally George Hamilton with a Katherine Hepburn voice who’s an ardent anti-vaxxer and is the anthesis of public health. This charlatan is worse than appointing a wine salesman as a foreign minister

by kinghiroichi1 August 6, 2025

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Sub-monkey brained

An individual who has less intelligence than an animal and acts like it.

That Sub-Monkey brained person did crack then started screaming at walls for eight hours.

by Aknownmouse August 31, 2025

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baby brain

As a noun, a type of brain that acts like a baby, either because its a baby or because it is teenager or adult but easily distracted, impulsive or rapidly changeable in mood.

As an adjective (baby-brained), a immature person with a baby brain.

The president's baby brain embarrassed the country once again by confusing three unrelated policy notions during his press conference with the visiting prime minister.

by davelat September 3, 2025

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