Facebook Genius

An individual who meticulously inspects Facebook (and/or other social media platforms) to collect vulnerable information about a person/people. The information is then collated and shared among a group of friends in order to find ways in which to subtly manipulate the objective.

What is going on? I feel like the people around me are zeroing in on specific details about me and dropping subs.

Oh, you’ve gotta find the Facebook Genius in the group and figure out what they’re trying to get at.

by D.M. Willie Quinn January 30, 2019

Facebook Baby

When two persons meet each other thru facebook mostly ending in meeting up on a date or hookup resulting in a future facebook baby.

Chad : my parents met at the fair,what about you billy?

Ned: my parents met at a restaurant parking lot.

Jessie : ned your parents lying ,my mom knows your parents and told me youre a facebook baby like me .

by Pussylicker6677 September 21, 2018

facebook spitting

only talking crazy with girls or extremely wanted people on facebook.

facebook spitting- never said anything till facebook. they didn't say anything to me for years we saw each other daily at school. now they spit on me on the facebook.com

by frameshift September 30, 2018

facebook hobo

A broke bitch looking for drugs money or place to live

Amy was a facebook hobo until she got what she needed

by Cc003 May 28, 2018

Finked by facebook

A term for when your caught cheating on someone. All thanks to a facebook post by the person you cheated with. Usually its a combination of an image(s) posted and facial recognition that does it. Sometimes its plain stupidity, a post from your date.

Carl felt very scared when he looked at the top of the stairwell of his apartment building. His girlfriend stood at the top there with her cell and a facebook page open. He realized he had been finked by facebook

by Theamazinggeek May 29, 2018

Facebook Apocalypse

The act of deleting half, or nearly half of your Facebook friends randomly and feel God

John got tired of all the shitty content in his feed so he performed a Facebook Apocalypse last night

by sociallittleman June 5, 2018

flexing on facebook

Sending a screenshot of something u consider good that nobody Asked for or wanted

Flexing on Facebook is so trash

by bob the builder 40785 June 29, 2019