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duck

the owners of all school in the tropicalness
king duck of all schools are koolio
by looney tooney March 20, 2023
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Duck

An animal who loves to go up to lemonade stands and ask for grapes.
A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”
by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018
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two duck fuck

A response to one up someone saying “fuck a duck”.
(both friends high...)
Friend 1: well, fuck a duck
Friend 2: oh yeah? Two duck fuck!
by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020
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duck truffle

When you shove a hoisin duck wrap from Tescos meal deal section up your partner
I’m going round Josie’s tonight gonna duck truffle her!
by Nimsat🍑🍆👅🔥💦 January 16, 2025
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duck

verb (used with object), duck·ed, duck·ing.

to escape from by trickery or cleverness:
to duck one's pursuers.

to get around by trickery:
to duck the rules.

to avoid doing or fulfilling:
to duck an obligation.

to avoid answering directly:
to duck a question.

derived from the practice of lowering ones stature (that is, to duck) in order to evade a punch or strike
I've been trying to catch him after school but he keeps ducking me
by The Black Ranger April 18, 2020
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Duck Butt

When you have to go number 2, but can’t. In turn making your ass sweaty and stinky. Making you clench your butthole in an attempt to not leak.
Me: Dude, what’s that smell?
You: Sorry, dude. I have duck butt.
by Vaggy8th April 20, 2025
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Rubber Ducking

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
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