the owners of all school in the tropicalness
by looney tooney March 20, 2023

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, “Hey (bum bum bum), got any grapes?”
by Bigrockstar1119 July 13, 2018

by Chadd Bryant July 4, 2020

by Nimsat🍑🍆👅🔥💦 January 16, 2025

verb (used with object), duck·ed, duck·ing.
to escape from by trickery or cleverness:
to duck one's pursuers.
to get around by trickery:
to duck the rules.
to avoid doing or fulfilling:
to duck an obligation.
to avoid answering directly:
to duck a question.
derived from the practice of lowering ones stature (that is, to duck) in order to evade a punch or strike
to escape from by trickery or cleverness:
to duck one's pursuers.
to get around by trickery:
to duck the rules.
to avoid doing or fulfilling:
to duck an obligation.
to avoid answering directly:
to duck a question.
derived from the practice of lowering ones stature (that is, to duck) in order to evade a punch or strike
by The Black Ranger April 18, 2020

When you have to go number 2, but can’t. In turn making your ass sweaty and stinky. Making you clench your butthole in an attempt to not leak.
by Vaggy8th April 20, 2025

The act of rationalizing unprotected sex/not using a condom when one or both parties are not ready for a child.
When we got back from dinner, it was getting hot and heavy fast. The thought crossed my mind to grab a condom, but I figured there was no harm in doing it one time without protection. I was rubber ducking for like 20 minutes in my head.
by Thee Big D December 16, 2021
