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American Slav

American Slav: A person who identifies as both American and Russian or “Soviet”.
by yeetoskeetobaby November 21, 2021
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American Dick Washing

The act of cumming and then drenching your dick in cum and putting it a girl and cumming again repeating the process.
Person 1: Why tf is there cum everywhere
Person 2 : American Dick Washing
Person 3: Wash em all
by africanbullwormmm February 4, 2022
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American Internet

It is fast af
Guy 1: This American Internet is great! It loads very fast! Better than Australian Internet.
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American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)
Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.
by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024
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american ape

A very dirty and desguisting Americans who has a horrible odor that makes the skunk pretty tolerable and ugly primitive monkey looks, including very weird color of the skin (a disquisting shade of brown very similar to dog crap), an ugly nose and colossal lips that make the mouth looking like a monkey's one, their head shape and face looks have resemblance to Australopithecus.

Americans have such a nasty odor, because they never shower. They are naturally smelly for some reasons, even when they are clean, but they got stinkier and stinkier, they sweat a lot and have no water to shower, because of the lack of indoor plumbing in America. The other main reason they don't shower is because they use the bathroom only to sing there, because there is much better acoustic than in any other room, being too proud with their body odor to ever take a shower. Their smell is that bad, that can make somebody die only just by approaching to him, it's said that an American woman's vagina smells the same as 2000 dead rats in a single room.
by Jared Mayflower November 28, 2017
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American girls

American girls are girls who use feminism in a wrong way. They claim that feminism allows them to hook up with as many men as possible to the point that they contract venereal disease, herpes, STDs etc. Plus, aborting their babies to avoid facing the consequences of their actions. They praise sex workers more than stay-at-home mothers which is very disgusting. American girls can be white, black, hispanic, native or asian so if you are a girl born in a more liberated country like the USA, then their are chances that your kitty looks like a flat tire. All in all, American girls are immoral girls.
Mary: Hey! Have you heard of Jessica having STD? It kinda sucks.

Jane: Yes. I also heard Becky aborted her baby to live an easy life. She's such a baby killer!

Mary: What have American girls become!?
by YourPunjabiGal August 9, 2024
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Director of American Intelligence

The easiest job in the world.
Why do you laugh when we introduce you to the Minister of National Defence of Canada? We did not even smile when you introduced us to the Minister of Justice of the Russian Federation or the Director of American Intelligence.
by bitchuck September 3, 2025
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