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Hard to give a shit when you have to take one

The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
by RyDawg2000 August 5, 2022
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Truck take

An opinion that is likely to cause controversy or is unpopular except it's guaranteed to be racist and generally given into a camera from inside a parked truck.
Tyler was fired for using the n-word in a truck take posted to Tic-Tok
by K. Dingus June 6, 2022
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Steinburg Take

A take so devoid of rationality and common sense that it causes anyone reading it to have a brain aneurysm
Low IQ Halfling: If guns are legal then why isn't child porn?

Mentally Sound Human: Shut the fuck up! That's such a Steinburg take. This is exactly why you couldn't own a gun!
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Shit Take Thursday

A day in which you post your shittiest takes, usually on a Thursday.
Person 1: Did you know racism is good?

Person 2: Interesting, I didn't know it was shit take Thursday.
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take a vid

a threatening kind of guy asking a girl out and he likes ur uncle has shingles and he is a granny tranny
Griffin- “Tell her i like her, take a vid.”
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