hit sandwich

An ugly bitch you have sex with

I had a hit sandwich last night and i regret

by Reg Filler December 26, 2017

Ham and cheese sandwich

when a man bends you over, puts his pork sausage in between your buns, and blows his load inside of you.

"I just got a ham and cheese sandwich in prison, now I wanna kill myself."

by swissmansdilemma October 4, 2025

comfort sandwich

Jacking off before and after a difficult task

Dan remember to do your homework make a comfort sandwich while doing his it

by YaBoiDaniel April 20, 2018

clubhouse sandwich

when you're laying in bed between two six-year olds

i had a clubhouse sandwich last night with Timmy and Billy

by oilbaron999 April 20, 2016

Chubbb Sandwich

A sandwich built using two slices of bread and as much of an all-you-can-eat buffet as you can physically fit between the slices.

"I went to make the most epic chinese chubbb sandwich, but my bread got all soggy"

"Without the spring rolls, this is only half a chubbb"

by Sauce wizard November 18, 2011

Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.

girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.

by andrewtz August 17, 2010

depression sandwich

A meal consisting of all the items used in a dish, but eaten and prepared separately.
Usually done when lacking energy to cook.

A: Man, I really don’t feel like making lunch.
B: That’s okay, just eat some cheese, ham and bread.
A: Depression sandwich it is.

by Psy.psy.psy January 13, 2023